Best of ‘Business Baby’
I’M GONNA SHIT MYSELF I CANT LET THIS GO
how the fuck did he do that
this is the best
When strangers ask me to take a picture of them & it ends up looking bad
good morning, here’s your newspaper.
…and a little dance.
He’s so proud of himself.
“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”
HEY, WE WERE WONDERING IF YOU’D LIKE TO-
JOIN OUR GANG OR DIE.
JUST BE IN OUR GANG, ACTUALLY. WE NEED-
TOUGH-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS WILLING TO POP OFF AT A MOMENT’S NOTICE.
SOMEONE TO WEAR THE GREEN HOODIE, IS WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY. IT’S NOT LIKE, FOREST GREEN, OBVI. WE’RE MORE OF A BRIGHT PASTEL-
BUNCH OF HARDCORE GANGSTERS DOING HARDCORE GANGSTER SHIT.
WE MOSTLY JUST GET PINKBERRY AND THEN HANG OUT ON THE PARK.
WORD. THE SCULPTURE GARDEN DOWN BY THE RIVER IS BEAUTIFUL IN THE FALL. ESPECIALLY WITH THAT NICE-ASS SUNLIGHT ALL REFLECTING OFF THE WATER AND SHIT.
TODD’S TRYING TO TOUGHEN UP OUR IMAGE. HE THINKS WE’RE A LITTLE ‘SOFT’.
A NICE CHARTREUSE GREEN WOULD GO GREAT WITH YOUR HAIR.
HONESTLY, IT REALLY WOULD.
“Leo ate the pain meds from my hip surgery.”
“The snozberries taste like snozberries!”
*Note - Leo ate one dose of Penny’s meds - not the whole thing. The vet was called and said that there was nothing to worry about. Leo did not seem to be ashamed. He did seem to be under the influence, though, so maybe we’ll try to shame him in about 10 hours…
THE SNOZBERRIES TASTE LIKE SNOZBERRIES!
Through the skies you’re en route at the speed of light
So realize this chaos in the air tonight